93 best WhatsApp Stauses For 2015

1). Knowledge is realizing that street is one-way, wisdom is looking in both directions anyway.2). Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.3). Don't like me? Cool, I don't wake up every day to impress you.4). Be the type of person you want to meet..5). Love is there when both person are more concerned for the other than for one's self6). A good friend will help you move, a best friend will help you move a dead body.7). Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?8). I like children. Properly cooked.9). I always learn from mistakes of others, who took my advice.10). Never test how deep the water is with both feet.11). I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.12). Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!13). There are two ways to live: you can lives as if nothing is a miracle or you can live as if everything is a miracle. – Albert Einstein…..(whatsapp quotes14). When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car".15). It's not how we make mistakes, but how we correct them that define us.16). Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.17). Life is like a box of chocolates…I don't think so! Mine is more like a box of hand grenades…pull the wrong pin and everything goes flying!18). I wake up when I can't hold my pee in any longer. ….(best whatsapp status19). I don't even know why I like you. But I just do.20). Close your eyes, clear your heart let it go.21). Every day may not be good but there is something good in every day.22). So i heard you're a player, Well nice to meet you. I'm the coach.23). I don't need to explain myself damn it, I know I'm right.24). Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.25). Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. – Student of Albert Einstein26). I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!27). The best way to create your future is to create it28). Don't Copy My Style.29). but people stay in love by laughing with each other….30). When I dream, I dream of you. Maybe one day, dreams will come true. Because, I really love you.31). If at first, you don't succeed..Keep flushing.32). Time is precious, waste it wisely.33). Nothing is perfect, but when I'm with you everything is perfect.34). The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.35). Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.36). Every day is beautiful if you choose to see it. …….(whatsapp quotes37). Do not be upset if you choose wrong people sometimes. Because without choosing them you will never know the true value of the right ones.38). Flirting is a crime bcoz it turns into love without you knowing it.39). You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it.40). Don't wait for last judgment. It happened every day.41). Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :'42). Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it. Michael Jordan43). Relationships are a lot like Algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?44). The essence of romantic love is that wonderful beginning, after which sadness and impossibility may become the rule.45). Do what you fear and fear disappears. – David Schwartz46). I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.47). I love my job…when I am on my vacations.48). People say, you can't live without love…I think oxygen is more important.49). My heart is just stolen…can I check your bra…….50). My version of Black Friday is deleting all the people in my phone who sent me a 'mass Thanksgiving text.'51). Everybody knows how to love, but few people know how to stay in love with one person forever.52). I don't always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.53). I wish exams came with a 50/50 option.54). And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. – Abraham Lincoln55). Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.56). I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my girl..!57). Save water drink beer.58). If you just help enough other people get what they need, you will get everything you need.59). The ones who say "you can't" and "you won't" are probably the ones scared that "you will".60). If you are afraid of life, you are scared to live.61). Anyone else sit on the toilet and play with their phone until you realized you have been finished 10 minutes ago?62). I hates studying for exams, Is there an APP for that..?63). When you drop your phone, your heart hits the ground before your phone does.64). The past beats inside me like a second heart.65). Saying someone is ugly doesn't make you any prettier.66). Hey there whatsapp is using me.67). Keep calm and survive summer68). It's better to be alone than to be with bad company.69). The task ahead of us is never as great as the power behind us.70). In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.71). "Whoever said that money can't buy happiness, simply didn't know where to go shopping." – Bo Derek72). I can't go a day without thinking about you.73). Results compulsorily require efforts. Efforts will not necessarily give results.74). I wish dreams were like wishes, and wishes came true, cause in my dreams I'm always with you.75). Just finished blocking some of numbers on whatsapp, if you can read this then you got lucky.76). Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.77). The only thing that will stop you from fulfilling your dream is you.78). Sometimes you just need some space… to fart.79). Dear math please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.80). One day you will wake up and there won't be any more time to do the things you've always wanted. Do it now81). Whatsapp Status: the only book teens read these days.82). Your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything!……(attitude status83). Black Friday shopping is not worth the risk of my life…84). Love is blind but loving people is not mad?? Never let any body come so close to your heart that it is painful to forget them. ….(sad relationship status85). Sometimes you succeed…. and other times you learn.86). Hey fat bitches, there's this new lipstick that makes you lose weight. It's called, super glue.87). Life is rather like a tin of sardines – we're all of us looking for the key. – Alan benett88). That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like "Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald's".89). Better late than never, but never late is better.90). I'm not slow….I'm at energy saving mode.91). Don't listen to what people say, watch what they do.92). Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak. Sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.93). Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.