Student, Punjabi, Santa banta,sexy,nauty,funny jokes

March 25, 2016

Author: Maahi Behl

Jab question paper ho out of control,

answer sheet karke fold!!

Answer sheet ko karke fold,

aeroplane banake bol..

ALL..

IZZ...

FAIL..

Mountain dew ka new ad:

Come lets do something dangerous

lets sit and study...

Dar sabko lagta hai par

DAR K AAGE JEET HAI!

Santa-express kitne baje ki h?

TT:9 Baje

Santa-local?

TT-1 Baje

Santa-malgadi?

TT-12 baje?Par Jana kaha h?

Santa-patri par POTTY karne --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Teacher:Wat happend in1869

Sardar:don't know

Teacher:Stupid,Gandhiji was born! Now tel me.Wat hapend in 1873?

Sardar:Gandhi was 4 yrs old. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Santa Aadhe Ghante Me 10 Baar Toilet Gaya 2 Banta Ne Pucha:

Kyo Bhai Chain Nahi Hai???

Santa:Hai toh Sahi Par Khul Nahi Rahi

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1 ldke ko kya chahiye

1 Ldki jo pyaar de

1 Ldki jo use dil se chahe

1 Ldki jo use khus rakhe

Teeno ladkiya ek dusre se kabhi na mile --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Apko kya pata k gum kya h?

Apko kya pta gum kise kahte h?

Aap kya jano gum kya chiz h?

Qki

Aapne to hamesha

Thook se hi envelop chipkaya he

Saas Bahu Se:Aaj Se Tum Muje MAA Or Saaur Ko PAPA Kehna

Bahu:Samajh Gai.

Sham Ko uska Pati Ghar Aya 2 Boli:Maa!Bhaiyya Ghar Aa gaye hai.. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

chuhe ka sehra suhana lagta hai, chuhiya ka to dil deewana lagta hai.Pal bhar mai aise

kutarate hai kapde,Ab to har kapda purana lagta hai

Hi,

Kya aapne kbhi

"Bhoot"

ko Plastic

Cover mei lipte dekha

hai??

No..

Sachi?.?

Apna..

ID card

nikaal kar dekh lo yaar...