Latest Collection of Whatsapp Status 2016
Author: Joshi Bhavya
Here is a Great Collection of Latest Whatsapp Status and Some Best Quotes:
- Don’t See My Status, Appointment is needed..
- if people have a problem with you then ask him her problem!..
- I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT
- Attitude is like underwear- don’t show it just wore it J
- So you’re checking my status…
- My _|_ salutes you.
- Take me as I am or watch me as I go.
- If you hate me – Log on to KISS-MY-ASS.com
- I don’t hate Peoples, I just love Peoples who love me.
- Straight little 3 words for you – I Love You
- I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED
- WAIT! Do you have appointment to see my status. ( attitude whatsapp status )
- Trying to succeed -> Started with deleting whatsapp account
- Few things don’t show up but they do exist just like we can’t find heart in an X-Rays
- My parents are My world, and I go on world tour daily.
- Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
- I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
- I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?
- I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
- I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
- When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.
- The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
- One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.
- Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.
- Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!
- I`m jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
- Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
- The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.