7 Very Funny Husband-Wife Hindi Jokes

Santa apne dost Banta se apni biwi kee shikaayat kar rahaa tha – "kal raat meri Wife neend mein jor-jor se haath-paanv patak rahi thee aur badbadaa rahee thee – NO Rahul!… NO, NO … Plssss … NO!!!’

Banta – "toh isme gussa hone waali konsi baat hai … After all she said NO!"

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Ek aadmi ek khatarnaak Sherni khareed kar ghar le aaya.

Padosiyon ne poochha – "Bhaai ye sherni kyon le aaye?"

Aadmi ne udaas swar me bataaya – "LAST MONTH meri WIFE gujar gai naa … toh ab uske bina ghar badaa soona-soona lagta hai mujhe …!"

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Santa kee Wife Romantic Mood mein thee. Woh poore Bed par baahen failaakar let gai aur arth bhari muskaan ke saath boli – "kuchh samjhe…?"

Santa bola – "Samajh gaya … too aaj poore bed pe akeli sona chahti hai ……. hai na?" – HAHAHA

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WIFE – "suna hai swarg mein Pati-Patni ko saath nahi rahne dete …?"

Husband – "Pagli … iseeliye to use SWARG kahte hain …!!!"

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Santa – "maine 2 shaadiyan kee lekin dono hi baar meri kismat footi nikli … "

Banta – "woh kaise?"

Santa – "pahli wali mujhe chhodkar chali gai aur doosri wali mujhe chhodkar jaana nahi chahti …!"

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Santa – "Yaar mai apni wife kee yaad-daasht se bahut pareshaan hoon …"

Banta – "kyon? kya woh har baat bhool jaati hai?"

Santa – "nahi … balki woh koi bhi baat bhoolti hi nahi hai!!!"

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Santa kee nai-nai shaadi hui thee phir bhi use ghar jaane ki koi jaldi nahi hoti. Woh der tak office mein hee baitha rahta.

One day Boss asked – "wife se jhagda chal rahaa hai kya?"

Santa replied – "no no sir … aisee koi baat nahi! baat ye hai ki meri wife bhi job karti hai isliye hum dono mein jo bhi pahle ghar pahunchta hai, khana use hi banaanaa padta hai!"

Santa – "maine 2 shaadiyan kee lekin dono hi baar meri kismat footi nikli … "

Banta – "woh kaise?"

Santa – "pahli wali mujhe chhodkar chali gai aur doosri wali mujhe chhodkar jaana nahi chahti …!"

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Santa – "Yaar mai apni wife kee yaad-daasht se bahut pareshaan hoon …"

Banta – "kyon? kya woh har baat bhool jaati hai?"

Santa – "nahi … balki woh koi bhi baat bhoolti hi nahi hai!!!"

Source : Jokes in Hindi

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