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Posted: Mar 25, 2016
Jab question paper ho out of control,
answer sheet karke fold!!
Answer sheet ko karke fold,
aeroplane banake bol..
ALL..
IZZ...
FAIL..
- p>
Come lets do something dangerous
lets sit and study...
Dar sabko lagta hai par
DAR K AAGE JEET HAI!
- p>
TT:9 Baje
Santa-local?
TT-1 Baje
Santa-malgadi?
TT-12 baje?Par Jana kaha h?
Santa-patri par POTTY karne --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Teacher:Wat happend in1869
Sardar:don't know
Teacher:Stupid,Gandhiji was born! Now tel me.Wat hapend in 1873?
Sardar:Gandhi was 4 yrs old. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Santa Aadhe Ghante Me 10 Baar Toilet Gaya 2 Banta Ne Pucha:
Kyo Bhai Chain Nahi Hai???
Santa:Hai toh Sahi Par Khul Nahi Rahi
.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
1 ldke ko kya chahiye
1 Ldki jo pyaar de
1 Ldki jo use dil se chahe
1 Ldki jo use khus rakhe
OR
Teeno ladkiya ek dusre se kabhi na mile --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Apko kya pata k gum kya h?
Apko kya pta gum kise kahte h?
Aap kya jano gum kya chiz h?
Qki
Aapne to hamesha
Thook se hi envelop chipkaya he
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Bahu:Samajh Gai.
Sham Ko uska Pati Ghar Aya 2 Boli:Maa!Bhaiyya Ghar Aa gaye hai.. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
chuhe ka sehra suhana lagta hai, chuhiya ka to dil deewana lagta hai.Pal bhar mai aise
kutarate hai kapde,Ab to har kapda purana lagta hai
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Kya aapne kbhi
"Bhoot"
ko Plastic
Cover mei lipte dekha
hai??
No..
Sachi?.?
Apna..
ID card
nikaal kar dekh lo yaar...
Saas Bahu Se:Aaj Se Tum Muje MAA Or Saaur Ko PAPA Kehna
Bahu:Samajh Gai.
Sham Ko uska Pati Ghar Aya 2 Boli:Maa!Bhaiyya Ghar Aa gaye hai.. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
chuhe ka sehra suhana lagta hai, chuhiya ka to dil deewana lagta hai.Pal bhar mai aise
kutarate hai kapde,Ab to har kapda purana lagta hai
Santa-express kitne baje ki h?
TT:9 Baje
Santa-local?
TT-1 Baje
Santa-malgadi?
TT-12 baje?Par Jana kaha h?
Santa-patri par POTTY karne --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Teacher:Wat happend in1869
Sardar:don't know
Teacher:Stupid,Gandhiji was born! Now tel me.Wat hapend in 1873?
Sardar:Gandhi was 4 yrs old. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Santa Aadhe Ghante Me 10 Baar Toilet Gaya 2 Banta Ne Pucha:
Kyo Bhai Chain Nahi Hai???
Santa:Hai toh Sahi Par Khul Nahi Rahi
HaHa!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Source : Santa Banta Jokes
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