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• Girl: Im like a radio,my mouth spkr,my left breast

tuner, right 1 volume. Man:Can I try?(touches dbreats)-no sound. Girl:U havent plugged in yet!

• Nipple Nipple dont be far, can I press u in my car. Up

above the chest so high, always milky never dry. Let

me suck you, dont feel shy.

• Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your

breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me

take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged

• The sky is blue,grass is green,harder the fuck the

louder the scream,louder the scream the better thefuck,give me a ring u might be in luck

• Q:Who is stronger, Man Or Woman? A:A woman bcos she

lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2

stones with the help of a crane.

• A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex?

His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.

• Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do.MOM:Put ur biggest thng on her hairiest thng. SON:got

my nose in her armpit. Now what?

• rooster&cat goin over bridge,cat slips&falls inriver.rooster cant stop laughin.wats D moral?wherevatherZ a wet pussy therZ a happy cock
• LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES A

CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT THRUSTS IN&OUT,UP&DOWN,CAN`T

WAIT 4 NEXT TIME.LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH

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A girl updated her

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1st boy commented :

Kya hua ra#di? Ro kahe ko ri hai? :/

*She blocked him*

2nd boy commeted :

Areyy kisne c#oda ra#di ko?

*She blocked him too*

3rd boy commeted :

Lu#d nahi mila kya aaj?

*She blocked him too*

4th boy commeted :

Bhen ki lo~dii.. Jab dekho roti rehti hai facebook pe..!

*She blocked him too*

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5th boy commented :

Kya hua Dear? Kya main aapki madad karoon?

She commented back :

Chup kar chutiye..!!

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