Latest Collection of Whatsapp Status 2016

Here is a Great Collection of Latest Whatsapp Status and Some Best Quotes:

• Don’t See My Status, Appointment is needed..

• if people have a problem with you then ask him her problem!..

• I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT

• Attitude is like underwear- don’t show it just wore it J

• So you’re checking my status…

• My _|_ salutes you.

• Take me as I am or watch me as I go.

• If you hate me – Log on to KISS-MY-ASS.com

• I don’t hate Peoples, I just love Peoples who love me.

• Straight little 3 words for you – I Love You

• I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED

• WAIT! Do you have appointment to see my status. ( attitude whatsapp status )

• Trying to succeed -> Started with deleting whatsapp account

• Few things don’t show up but they do exist just like we can’t find heart in an X-Rays

• My parents are My world, and I go on world tour daily.

• Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
• I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

• I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?

• I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.

• I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

• When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.

• The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.

• One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.

• Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.

• Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!

• I`m jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

• Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.

• The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.

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