Funny Pick Up Lines For Girls To Use On Guys

Funny Pick Up Lines For Girls

A sincere pickup line is more successful when it is creative and is something you feel comfortable saying. Read through the various Pick Up Lines out loud; figure out which ones you would feel comfortable saying.

• Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
• Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m lovin’ it!
• Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.
• Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
• Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
• Thank god I’m wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
• If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told

  Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

• I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
• Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
• Pinch me, you’re so fine I must be dreaming.
• Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.
• Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.
• Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
• I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look.
• Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte.
• Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.

Pick Up Lines For Guys?

• Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes?
• Have you been to the doctors lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some vitamin me.
• Do you generate electricity with water through the process of hydro power? Because dammmm.
• Do you like science because I’ve got my ion you?
• Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
• Do you like sales? Because if you’re looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.

Mean Pick Up Lines?

• I know this is going to sound cheesy, but I think you’re the greatest.
• If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.
• Does your left eye hurt? Because of you’ve been looking right all day.
• My feet are getting cold… because you’ve knocked my socks off.
• Wow, when God made you he was showing off.
• If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
• Is your name Wi-fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
• If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.
• Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
• I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
• Have you been to the doctor’s lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some vitamin me.
• Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Richard?
• Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.
• I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by YOU.
• Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
• You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.
• You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.

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