Majedar Jokes in Hindi Chutkule

Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya,

Humne bhi Gehraai main jaana chod diya.

ye kya?

Holi se pehle hi aapne Nahana chod diya?

Happy HOLI

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Arz kiya hai

sir main dard ho to kha lo sirdard ki goli

wah wah

sir me dard ho to kha lo sirdard ki goli

Mubarak ho apko

Happy Holi - Happy Holi

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Holi par rang barse

or

Aap ke uper apno ka

pyar barse,

Rab se yahi duaa hai hamari

Aap khushi ke liye nahi, khushi aap

ke liye tarse... Wish u happy holi.

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Daru ki khushbu, Gutkke ki mithas, Ganje ki roti or charas ka saag,

bhaang kee pakode or wills ka payar, mubarak ho aapko Nashediyo ka tyohar HAPPY HOLI in advance.

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Meanwhile somewhere in China,

a gentleman by the name of 'Ho Li' is still confused why billions of Indians want him to be Happy.

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Aaj Barish Mein Tere Sang Nahana Hai,

Sapna Ye Mera Kitna Suhana Hai,

Barish Ki Boondein Gire Tere Honthon Pe,

Unhe Apne Honthon Se Uthana Hai!

Happy Holi!

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Lal, Gulabi, Neela, Pila Haathon Mein Liya Samet, Holi Ke Din Rangenge Sajni, Kar Ke Meethi Bhent. Happy Holi!

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H: Happy Holi which is

O: Over-joyous and full of

L: Love and

I: Intimacy!

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Hawa ke Hath Paigam Bheja Hai,

Roshani ke Jariye Ek Arman Bheja Hai,

Fursat Mile To Kabul Kar Lena Is Nachiz Ne,

Rango ke Tyohar ka pyar bheja hai.

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Rango Mein Ghuli Ladki Kya Laal Gulabhi Hai,

Jo Dekhta Hai Kehta Hai Kya Maal Gulabhi Hai,

Pichle Baras Jo Tune Bhigiya Tha Holi Mein,

Ab Tak Nishani Ka Wo Rumal Gulabhi Hai.

Happy Holi

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Amitabh - Ab Aakhri sawal

1 Crore ka

What is Your Fathers name?

Pappu - Hasne laga.

Amitabh - Has kyon rahe ho.?

Pappu - Are Bhai option to do..

Holi par rang barse

or

Aap ke uper apno ka

pyar barse,

Rab se yahi duaa hai hamari

Aap khushi ke liye nahi, khushi aap

ke liye tarse... Wish u happy holi.

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Daru ki khushbu, Gutkke ki mithas, Ganje ki roti or charas ka saag,

bhaang kee pakode or wills ka payar, mubarak ho aapko Nashediyo ka tyohar HAPPY HOLI in advance.

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Meanwhile somewhere in China,

a gentleman by the name of 'Ho Li' is still confused why billions of Indians want him to be Happy.

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Source : Jokes in Hindi

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